excerpts by Victoria Selavy from ‘The First Book of Philosophical Sexts’ by Victoria Selavy and Stephen Michael McDowell
"what would our founding fathers think?"
who gives a fuck they were a bunch of racist fuck boys anyway
nothing is more satisfying than boys with boners u helpless weak fool who can’t even control your own dick i laugh at your embarrassment
bubblegum and curls.
Hello yes don’t let anyone tell you brown eyes aren’t beautiful because I really love brown eyes like they remind me of warmth and chocolate other things that make me happy and I assure you there are millions of people who agree so don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.